Like everyone these days, I'm feeling the need for a little discipline, so I've resolved to write one pithy saying each day (or when inspired) that would be worthy to lay in tattered notes around my desert tombstone. Without further ado, here begin my sayings:
A demon is not a being. A demon is confusion.
When in doubt, congratulate yourself on your intelligence.
[Editor's note: What kind of dick calls his thoughts "sayings"?]