As I watched the current highly promoted movie, Civil War, I had the recurring thought: "This is stupid." Yet I did not walk out, as I sometimes do. Why not?
The characters look and speak like contemporary Americans, but the politics is fiction. The US has ruptured into factions that are at war with each other, but there is no mention of MAGA or Blue and Red zones, no clear casus belli. Everyone is just fighting. We get a general picture of coalitions between states- unexplained and sometimes improbable, like California joined with Texas- who fight against other coalitions of states. The federal government is isolated and besieged, with the President barricaded in the White House, trying to organize supportive factions against the "Secessionists," who are not identified.
The protagonists are improbable too. They are war photographers obsessed with getting as close to the carnage and pain as possible, looking for that one great career-building "shot." They are improbable because they are cast as heroic, implying that what they are doing is good or helpful, an idea which, like the politics of the story, is not explained. The group of four war photographers- led by a very stern Kirsten Dunst- travels through dangerous territories on their way to the White House, where they plan to interview the President, a feckless, desperate man who makes empty, slogan filled speeches.
There is one indicator of xenophobic ideology in the story, when a rural militant asks a prisoner where he is from. The man answers, "Hong Kong." The militant exclaims, "China!" and shoots him. To my many Hong Kong readers I ask: Are there people in the world who do not want us to mingle and find commonality? It would seem so.
Now I need to fill in a unique element of this movie-going experience: My desert companion Robert the Telepathic Gila Monster was tucked into my partially zipped jacket, watching the movie with me. Readers will recall the disaster that unfolded the last time I smuggled Robert into a movie theater (see below, Harold Pinter through the eyes of a gila monster), when Robert, an unusually opinionated reptile, went wild with movie criticism, exposing his presence to other theater-goers and necessitating our hasty retreat. Robert, who monitors my thoughts several times a day, gathered that I planned to see Civil War without him and pleaded for another chance. I relented after he promised to remain silent throughout the film, communicating with me- provided it was important- via telepathy only. [Note for new readers: I am one of about 5,000 human telepaths in the world. All gilas are telepathic, however they consider telepathy with creatures beyond their species an abhorrent perversion. As you'll see in future posts, Robert has been exiled from his clan for being such a pervert. I take some of the blame.]
Not surprisingly, Robert did not obey my stricture against constant intrusion of his thoughts during the film. The rest of this post consists of my mental interchanges with Robert.
Robert (after about 20 minutes of scenes showing people tortured or blown apart): Jeez, what is it with your species? No wonder you took over the world.
Me: Robert, please don't start with your superior species routine. Look at yourselves: Gila monsters don't love.
Robert: Yes they do, you just can't see it. All you see is a male gila sticking it in, then sprinting away to the next gig, while the female gazes into the distance thinking,"Hmm, it's a nice morning." But you forget, gilas are telepathic. That male is sprinting away, but an orgasmic telepathic flame shoots between him and his love, lasting for hours. Eat your heart out!
Me: Robert, I am trying to follow this movie, and you are making that difficult.
Robert: Why? Are you afraid you'll miss some critical plot element, maybe explaining why the cute girl needs to get two feet from the face of the man coughing up blood and take ten pictures of him from various angles? I don't think that's going to be explained, Harry.
Me: Ok, well, not to totally disparage my species, but I'll admit that sometimes I get an involuntary kick out of the violence in movies like this, especially things blowing up; I'm not so much into gore and pain.
Robert: There you go, Harry! Humans are drawn to explosions. Every time you see something blowing up in outer space you get excited. You love that our sun is itself an atomic bomb going off. So different from gilas!
Me: How so?
Robert: We're just chicken. Explosions do not thrill us at all. That's why we live in the desert; it's nice and quiet out here.
Me: Then why did you want to see this movie?
Robert: It's part of my study of your species.
Me: I see. What have you learned so far?
Robert: This movie reenforces my view that humans are drawn to matter breaking apart, to fission, to, as it were, destruction.
Me: Why would we be that way? What's the evolutionary advantage?
Robert: You get sustenance from the juices emerging between atoms as they're ripped apart, and you must take your juices where you can. Humanity was expelled from evolution's womb prematurely, and the world has been a confusing threat to you ever since. You fight the world because it fights you.
Me: Robert, should I start a religion where you sit on my shoulder and I speak your holy words?
Robert: Hey, it's your life.
Me: One last question: What do you think humans should do about their situation?
Robert: Like I would know?
I apologize to readers who were hoping for more enlightenment from this post. Actually I thought Robert's reply was enlightened enough. Maybe Robert and I could start a sect whose spiritual message is, "We don't know." That's certainly the message I got from this movie.
Wednesday, March 20, 2024
CrystalClearHoroscopes.com
Aries: With the moon in your lower torso contingent on the black veils of Jupiter, your prime number opts for congruency at the very least!
Taurus: You're full of bull as you trine your way past Neptune's insipid will to lose!
Gemini: You face twin regressions with the sun's failure to shine on your back or front door someday.
Cancer: Forget it- you're not going to save the world any time soon, regardless where your moon is.
Leo: Some lion! Don't try to roar while your house of communication is blurred by furry Mercury!
Virgo: So you're a virgin, or used to be- how does that get you listed in the International Norms of Astrological Nomenclature as "logical, practical and systematic," unless of course your 6th house of Approach/Avoidance is occluded by "logical" misgivings?
Libra: Oh Goddess of Balance and Humour, is the universe itself balanced? If you put the universe on one plate of your scale, what would you put to balance it on the other? If you answered, "Spaghetti and meatballs...Not!", you are a true Libra!
Scorpio: It's not a good day for Phallic Malice (is it ever?) so retract that stinger and wait until your moon cools off from the healing fumes of desire before attempting to appease your errant drive.
Sagittarius: Your impossible dream of horse/human confluence- dreamed regardless from head to tail- will sniff the breeze tonight for telltale pheromones to guide home the concupiscent arrow!
Capricorn: Tenacious, intelligent, single-minded...Oh wait, this is Capricorn? Sorry, you forgot to get a number and have to go to the end of the line.
Aquarius: Of course, if you're ruled by your own anus you're going to need some help pulling your moon out of it.
Pisces: Down to the depths you swim/ subconscious threads to trim/ hope of reprieve so slim/ just look at the shape you're in!
Thursday, February 22, 2024
[You may have heard in the news last week that toxic saliva from a gila monster bite killed someone and that it's not the first time. All I can say is, that's not been my experience with Robert the Telepathic Gila Monster (keep reading for more on this eccentric creature) unless you count mental bites, and Robert's are usually instructive. The other day he called me over the desert airwaves to ask if I'd read Cormac McCarthy's final two novels. "Yes," I thought back. "Were they not outstanding?" Robert signalled. "I could have guessed they'd fit your cheery mindset," I responded, then mentioned that I've been discussing the books with my altered-ego D.L., who intended to review them on his blog, Lasken's Log (https://laskenlog.blogspot.com/). Subsequently, Robert and I convinced him to post his review here, as a service to my readers who, if they are not already McCarthy fans, certainly might be. Hope you enjoy! Note: D.L. likes to summarise stories, so if you're going to read the two books, read this review after. Best, Harry]
Book reviews: "The Passenger" and "Stella Maris" by Cormac McCarthy
Guest post by D.L. from Lasken's Log
The next great war won't arrive until everyone who remembers the last one is dead.
Stella Maris, Cormac McCarthy
The two novels, published in 2022, one year before McCarthy died at age 89, were his first in 16 years, since Blood Meridian in 2006. They are companion pieces, one book each for a brother and his younger sister, Bobby and Alicia Western, whose father (a fictional character) worked closely with a real person (Robert Oppenheimer) on the atom bomb in the Manhattan Project.
There is crossover, but The Passenger deals mostly with Bobby, and Stella Maris mostly with Alicia.
The books have in common an uncompromising embrace of darkness as the overriding principal of human life if not the universe. McCarthy was known for a dark view of things, and for the violence of his visions. The force of these last two novels seems to have built up in him for 16 years, coming out, at least for me, unexpectedly intense and pointed, as if McCarthy wanted us to know that the wisdom he sought in his youth to counter the darkness seems even more a pipedream now that he nears his final- supposedly visionary- moments.